Timeless Information Technology (IT) Joke

LOST IN A HOT AIR BALLOON

A man piloting a hot air balloon is hopelessly lost. He descends to a lower altitude and locates a man down on the ground. He lowers the balloon and shouts, “excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”

The man below states, “yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above this field.”

“You must work in Information Technology,” said the balloonist.

“Yes I do,” replies the man. “And how did you know that?”

“Well,” says the balloonist, “what you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone.”

The man below says, “you must work in management.”

“I do,” replies the balloonist, “how did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect my immediate help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault!”

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